My gal Thursday was kissing his gal Friday

It has been a craphole of a week and I can't wait for it to be over. I just want to hide under a rock or sleep for the next 3 days.
I still haven't had my morning cup of coffee and I don't feel properly jolted yet. My typing is very slow..... it is forcing me to use short sentences.
Dogs are nice.
Offices suck.
Trees are great.
Bushes suck (ha,ha)
I hungry.

I feel like I am supposed to be doing more with this sunny, hopeful morning. But then again, it's probably just as good to have a beer, smoke a joint and sit on the balcony. It's better to start early on the sunny days because then you can drink outside and get the proper amount of Vitamin D.
See, then it's healthy.
I have the remedy!
That's my angle baby, I am the remedy doctor. You just tell me what sort of naughty behavior you've been getting into and I tell you how to get some kind of remedy out of it too.

Having no coffee yet has made me delerious.
Me get coffee.