People are strange

I like people who surprise me, who are nothing like what they seem to be. People who think outside themselves.
People who are what they seem, are like a bad movie - boring and predictable.
The funny thing about people who go to a lot of trouble acting as if they don't take anything seriously, are usually busy taking themselves and their act very seriously. If you turn the tables on them and try not to take them seriously, they become confused. What about me and my act...
And one final rant about - people.
I am VERY annoyed by people who say things they don't mean. If you aren't sincere about offering help, then shut the hell up.