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5.12.2004

Full contact

Okay, I just saw an ad for a TV show called "Full Contact Fishing". Now that doesn't really seem fair to me. Do the fish know it's full-contact? If the people get padding and equipment, what will the fish use for padding... seaweed?

Or maybe the show is a bunch of people tackling each other for the tacle box... you have one guy who puts the hook on the fishing rod (or pole, whichever terminology turns your crank) and the job for the rest of the team is to get the hook into that guy's hands.
Seems like a pretty messy game to me, unless everyone gets special hook handling gloves - which takes away the excitement and of the sport!

One game that should become full-contact is BINGO!!
If you suspect someone is close to BINGO you can take them out by any means necessary.
That would make it more exciting for all the old ladies. They can even use their walkers and canes as weapons.

Fun times.

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