Tight Jeans and High Heels

I went jogging on the mountain this morning with my husband (actually he rode his bike beside me). It was going good and I was just looking at the trees and stuff, trying to convince myself that running is good for me.
Then I noticed this guy who was walking up one of the more hidden paths on the mountain, not far from the main road.
From the waist up the guy looked like a construction worker or something along those lines. He had a bomber jacket on and he was carrying a bag.
But from the waist down, the guy looked a whole lot more like J.Lo.
He had on really tight, women's jeans and very spiky, very high heels (I think the heels were metallic silver).
The only reason I didn't burst out laughing was because I was out of breath from the running. And I also thought for a second that I could be hallucinating.
But after we saw that guy, I couldn't stop trying to fill in the blanks.
Where was he going?
Did he know that heels would be so tough to walk in on the mountain?
Where did he get his jeans, especially in the size that he was? I really can't see Buffalo, or Manager making a butt-lifting jean big enough for a lumberjack.
I could be wrong though.
These days everything is custom-made.

Anyway, I hope he had fun wherever he was going. And that his heels aren't ruined from the walk.