play with it

5.12.2004

Full contact

Okay, I just saw an ad for a TV show called "Full Contact Fishing". Now that doesn't really seem fair to me. Do the fish know it's full-contact? If the people get padding and equipment, what will the fish use for padding... seaweed?

Or maybe the show is a bunch of people tackling each other for the tacle box... you have one guy who puts the hook on the fishing rod (or pole, whichever terminology turns your crank) and the job for the rest of the team is to get the hook into that guy's hands.
Seems like a pretty messy game to me, unless everyone gets special hook handling gloves - which takes away the excitement and of the sport!

One game that should become full-contact is BINGO!!
If you suspect someone is close to BINGO you can take them out by any means necessary.
That would make it more exciting for all the old ladies. They can even use their walkers and canes as weapons.

Fun times.

5.11.2004

okay one last fix-up

yeah

I think I did it, although maybe some things are a little sloppy. But I don't really care.

Hmmmmm

I am thinking of utilizing one of the new snazzy templates, but I am concerned I will lose my guestbook or stats... am I paranoid?

5.09.2004

p.s

The Pixies are coming to Montreal and I am going to that show if I have to sell my family off to get the money...

I've been craving a really big party with all kinds of debauchery, where is this party I wonder??

I guess I'll go to Tam Tams today, it's close enough...

In the snooze

I turned the channel to CNN the other day (even though it has been advised that I don't watch the news, but I don't think CNN can count as a news channel), and one of the CNN guys was debating - with a panel of suits - the recent publicity interviews that the Olsen twins have given in preparation for the release of their movie.

CNN guy was actually criticizing the girls because they said that when they turned 18 and gained legal control of their company they wanted their lives to remain normal.
The news guy seemed to think that by normal the girls meant living in obscurity in a suburb somewhere and he thought this was a ridiculous thing to say.
Instead, the girls obviously meant that they wanted their lives to continue as they have been, which is normal - for them. They won't take control of the company and start making crazy decisions. They said they were going to school and that's about it, which seems normal to me.

My problem with this 'program' is that this was something CNN chose to debate on TV with an actual panel. Who cares about the upcoming U.S elections, the torture pictures or Iraq anymore?
The important thing is the Olsen twins and how they present themselves in the media.
CNN guy and his 'guests' then went on to criticize the girls further because they never seem to reveal their real feelings in interviews.
Okay, didn't we just get finished tearing apart J.Lo and Ben for personally throwing up in public?
Of course the Olsen twins don't want to reveal personal feelings and pinpoint "who is the grumpier twin?"
Who the fuck cares?
People seem to be obsessed with whether the twins really get along (which pair of twins hasn't?) and which twin is late the most often... do people think they take stats on themselves?

Wow, those are important questions. I'm glad people get paid to ask those questions.

It's just what I need to push me over the edge and make me throw my TV set out the window one day.