First evers

Went to my first live football match here in Norway. It was cold and the team I liked lost, as they have been doing a lot lately. That supports my theory that I am bad luck for sports teams, my hometown canadian football team always lost, so did the hockey players and basically canada sucks at everything.
I ate my first fishball here, which is yucky, so don't try it. And no, fish don't have balls, which is why they are good for fishing.
I ate salt and pepper chips, paprika chips, with no sign of dill pickle or salt and vinegar, which are better choices. There also seems to be no sign of Doritos, which should be a crime.
I saw my first fjord, and still don't understand what that means.
For the first time ever, I went to H&M, which is an okay store and cheap.
I drank akuvit, which is a stronger version of vodka. Made from potatoes. I like to trust a potato alcohol. It seems nicer.
I spoke Norwegian to real live norwegians. I thinks its funny. I hope they do too.
I took a ferry, which I know you can do in Canada, but I never did.
I saw a horse in a residential area. Maybe I could have done that too in Canada, but I didn't and should have.
I yelled at some crazy lady from Amsterdam who was drunk and obnoxious and seemed to think she had invented pot. It was fun to call her english swear words and watch her look confused.
I like swearing here... and everywhere I guess. But here it so much more special.