I will invent monkey time travel

There was snow here, but the rain ate it I think. Now it is just gray and dark out. The season of darkness has officially begun in Norway. It's light from about 10am until 3pm. Yay, suicidal weather patterns. It actually doesn't bother me that much, but I guess some norwegians get desperate at this time of year. But that's okay because everybody should be desperate at least some of the time, but of course not all the time. The rest of the time they should either be depressive, excessive or sarcastic. Maybe some combo of all three.
Went to Oslo the other weekend and that was pretty fun. I missed being in big city with tons of people all trying to push you down. Pushing people down is fun. I bought some more maternity clothes that don't make me look like a sack of potatoes. Or maybe I still do, except a fancier, more glittery sack of potatoes.
Only about two months to go in this pregnancy journey, which should not be mistaken for a musical journey. The baby is heavy and I can now see it moving beneath my skin. Creepy, but cool. Which could also describe this girl I used to know. I will call her Creepella. Oh how I miss Creepella. Actually I only had a few classes with her in university, so I don't really miss her. I miss the idea of her. Maybe I made her up. It's hard to be sure.
Here somes Santa Claus... I like Christmas, partly because of the colour red and the fabric velvet. Everything in velvet. That's my motto.
I bought the dvd to one of my favorite movies, 'Adaptation'. I could watch it over and over again. And now I can. Although I haven't for some reason. Now that's it there, it's like it's too available or something.
My back always hurts now. That really sucks. Without a back, I am nothing.
Still no closer to picking a name for the baby. How does one go about that? I don't even want to look at a baby name book. It's too much selection. Maybe the baby could come out with a nametag or something. That would be innovative of it.